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Thursday, September 3, 2009

BUSTED!

When we were in Maryland 3 years ago, we went to Gettysburg. At one of the memorials there, we saw this amazing man. We HAD to get a picture of him, but we didn't want it to be too obvious, so we had our friends take a picture of us with the guy in the background. Check out what this guy is wearing!! Tim and I were sure we were on Candid Camera or something. (Click to enlarge photos)

(Please excuse my 5 month pregnant fatness)

I don't know if you've heard of the new hit website peopleofwalmart.com, but it's pretty amazing. I was checking it out tonight and this is the first picture on there right now...

Um...The website says this picture was taken in Maryland and I'm pretty sure it's the same guy. It's the same see-through white spandex shorts, same purple polka-dot type underwear, same black fanny pack sitting on his left hip and the same shoes. This dude wears this outfit EVERYWHERE!

35 comments:

Happy PeopleOfWalmartReader said...

That's awesome, and hilarious, and awful all at the same time.

Jessica said...

That's awesome!!! Thanks for letting us know we needed to check this out. I can still remember seeing Tim & Shane's faces while they were waiting for us to notice...

Bridger W. said...

I think this man deserves a blog dedicated to him separate from People of Wal-Mart. He's a miracle worker.

Dave said...

I sent in the Wal Mart picture and I'm positive it's the same guy. I've seen him there twice in the same outfit and a friend of mine saw him in Target wearing the same thing. We're in Frederick, Maryland, about 30 minutes from Gettysburg so I'm positive it's him. Scary!

Roller said...

It's deja vu all over again.

nikki said...

Dave, it's great to know I might see that when I'm visiting my parents in Fredneck! Just discovered peopleofwalmart and it's hilarious!

the MuLLinS said...

BAAAAHHHHHHahahahahahaahaaaaa that is HILARIOUS!!!

Gary and Renee said...

Awesome!

Ron said...

"same see-through white spandex shorts, same purple polka-dot type underwear, same black fanny pack sitting on his left hip and the same shoes."

You can't go by that alone. I (and I am sure plenty of others) have that exact same outfit. I look a little better than he does though. As soon as I figure out how to post a picture here I will put mine up...

Anonymous said...

Let's see his face.

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least he changed his socks! There is hope after all.

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least he changed his socks! There is hope after all.

Kevin said...

That is hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

This is the "White Knight" of Frederick, Maryland! I used to be a manager at Target there and he came in all of the time wearing this same outfit! I was a little bummed that the Walmart pic didn't capture him in his usual pose...bent over with his butt in the air! Good job for getting him that way in Gettysburg! Same outfit, same guy, same town!! Hope he knows he's made the internet..the sicko would love it!

Anonymous said...

This is the "White Knight" of Frederick, Maryland! I used to be a manager at Target there and he came in all of the time wearing this same outfit! I was a little bummed that the Walmart pic didn't capture him in his usual pose...bent over with his butt in the air! Good job for getting him that way in Gettysburg! Same outfit, same guy, same town!! Hope he knows he's made the internet..the sicko would love it!

Anonymous said...

My mom used to work at that Wal-Mart a few years ago. She said that whenever he came in to the store the other employees would whisper "pervert alert!" to each other.

Anonymous said...

Haha...I love this Trish. I was jealous that I missed Gettysburg by a week when I came to visit and now knowing that he's famous I'm even more jealous. Oh the wonders Maryland holds!

Nina said...

ummm i used to work at the target in chambersburg, pennsylvania and this guy used to come in all the time. i think its so disgusting. he obviously has issues!

Nina said...

ummm i used to work at the target in chambersburg, pennsylvania and this guy used to come in all the time. i think its so disgusting. he obviously has issues!

Phil and Ashlee said...

1. this is sick... I hate you for posting this... but then again that's why I love you :)
2. How dare you copy my comment I left on Kira's blog... Um tell me how "congratulations! that is so exciting" and "Congrats! That is super exciting" are different? Did you think I wouldn't see it? Well I did and you should delete that comment.. Also were you trying to one up me by saying "super exciting" instead of so exciting" because if so you are lame.. comment stealer
3. I love Hunger Games and have been dying to buy Catching Fire. AHH I need to read it.
4. Let's forget about all the mean stuff I just said and be friends... K? forgive me? k, settled

Anonymous said...

Wonder if dude knows he's famous.

charles said...

AAAHH I came here from the "People of Walmart" site. My girlfriend and I were in Gettysburg atop THAT SAME MONUMENT 4/25/09 and this man was there, wearing this exact outfit. We took pictures too. I guess great minds think alike

Sarah said...

We were in Gettysburg this July and saw this same guy, in this outfit. My sister took a pic that is nearly identical to yours from 3 years ago!!!

Whozat said...

@Nina - that's where we saw him, too!

Whozat said...

@Nina - that's where we saw him, too!

Whozat said...

I got pretty close (shudder) and the underwear look to me like they are black and white, and the print reminds me of a soccer ball.

http://whozatshrike.blogspot.com/2008/08/multimedia-message.html

Whozat said...

I got pretty close (shudder) and the underwear look to me like they are black and white, and the print reminds me of a soccer ball.

http://whozatshrike.blogspot.com/2008/08/multimedia-message.html

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30566856&l=91b72a7481&id=1104851775

this year in gettysburg... we were shocked to see this, thinking it was just a poor decision for outfit that day... didn't realize it was a common occurance!!!!

charles said...

He must really love that Gettysburg monument

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=35033801&id=10500182

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30566856&id=1104851775#/photo.php?pid=35033804&id=10500182

Anonymous said...

Can someone please start a "White Knight" of Maryland sighting page on Facebook for everyone to post their pics of him? If you do..please let us know!:)

dimples412 said...

I was in gettysburg the same day as you and my kids took a picture of that same guy doing the same pose. I believe he likes that look!!

I almost fell over when I saw him on the walmart page and now yours. I think he may need mental help.

Ali said...

This is so gross and funny at the time time! I can't stop laughing.

Ali said...

This is so gross and funny at the time time! I can't stop laughing.

AJ and Melissa said...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=132801716963

Cburg Cashier said...

I work in Wal-Mart in Chambersburg,Pa (about 20 mins north of Hagerstown, Md and 20 mins south of Gettysburg)
This man has pierced our vision in the store as well as being seen in JCPenny and other stores in the area.
Doesn't this count as indecent exposure?